BOAT OWNERS

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BOAT OWNERS

 

There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

 

A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John, said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible."Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said" Fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the begining.Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish, she was always loosing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Everytime I used her, the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time.

 

I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle.

 

The old woman fainted.

[Sabrina]

Discusting! - humre humre!!!!!

 

Mvh

Sabrina