Hvorfor båter er bedre enn jenter

[EspenE]

Her kommer en liten oppsummering av grunner til at det finnes så mange "båtnerder" (for de som er stive i utenlandsk).

 

Hilsen Crusader (gla' i jenter også)

 

 

Why Boats are Better than Women

 

You can ride in a boat any time of the month.

 

Boats don't have parents.

 

You can share your boat with friends.

 

If your boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

 

If your boat smokes, you can do something about it.

 

If you smoke, your boat doesn't care.

 

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

 

Boats don't care how many other boats you have been in.

 

Boats don't care if you look at other boats or if you buy boat magazines.

 

Boats don't care how many other boats you have.

 

If your boat is too loose, you can tighten it.

 

You can have a beer while riding in your boat.

 

You don't have to be jealous of the guy working on your boat.

 

You don't deal with priests or blood tests when registering your boat.

 

If you say bad things to your boat, you don't have to apologize before you

can ride again.

 

You can ride in your boat as much as you want and it won't get sore.

 

Your parents don't keep in touch with your old boats after you dump them.

 

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

 

Boats don't insult you if you're a bad driver.

 

Your boat never wants a night out alone with other boats.

 

Boats don't care if you're late.

 

You don't have to take a shower before driving your boat.

 

It's always O.K. to use tie-downs on your boat.

 

If your boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or buy new parts.

 

You can't get diseases from riding in other boats.

 

Boats curves never sag.

 

Boats last longer.

 

Boats never get pregnant.

 

You can control the speed and time of arrival.

[giver]

Hei

Pussig å tenke på.

MANGE HAR LEST INNLEGGET, INGEN INNSIGELSER!?!?!

mvh

giver

[Pjolter]

vel,,  du har et poeng.,..  jeg er imot.. jeg foretrekker kvinner..

 

Tørr ikke skrive noe annet..  Kona eller admiralinnen er her inne til stadighet

Pjolter

[Lars H.]

Tørr ikke skrive noe annet..  Kona eller admiralinnen er her inne til stadighet

Pjolter

Feiging!  

 

Lars H.

[Nils]

Boats never get pregnant.

Kona meiner at dette ikkje er ein fordel.  (Skulle gjerne hatt ei ny jolle...)

[Bertinius]

Båter er der bare for meg????????

hva er jenter.

Mine seneste to båter hadde manns-navn.

Er det kinky? :discuss

[Lars H.]

Mine seneste to båter hadde manns-navn.

Er det kinky? :discuss

Husk at "Ali kaffe kurrerer gruff", og så glemmer vi dette med Mann/mann!?

 

Lars H.

[Pjolter]

Feiging!  

 

Lars H.

 

Hehe    vet det.. men faktisk så mener jeg det også da... så det er ikke sååå  feigt.. det er så mye en kone kan som ikke båten min kan.. en kombi er vel det beste.. Heldigvis fungere begge to godt sammen  

 

Pjolter