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USS Lincoln

Date: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 @ 10:23:57 EST

Topic: Humor

 

 

This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a U.S. Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.

 

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

 

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

 

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

 

Americans: This is the captain of a U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

 

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course.

 

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, that's one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

 

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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